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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Snake. Any snake going? Any snakes down in Casava these days?

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Whoa.

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I can see. I've got a little monitor now. I can see the chat without having to look at the fucking...

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The Yoakamabob. And the technology has advanced to the point where we can see we've got little snakes going on there.

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It's a new thing. Snakeball. Did you not read the government directive today?

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Pubs? Still no decision made. Flip side of that coin. Government funded snakeball for everyone.

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Everyone is going to get a green screen in the post. And that's going to allow you ample time to get to grips with snakeball, which is the new thing on the street. The new game.

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Gremlins 2, the new batch. Gremlins 3, the new clan. Gremlins 4, the new cunts.

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Gremlins 5, you're outlady. Gremlins 6, good luck. Gremlins 7, good luck.

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I couldn't think of anything.

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Just sorry there.

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Need to see if you're all good.

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Copa directed.

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Gremlin 7.

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Glad.

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Gremlins and the final Gremlin.

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How are you getting on?

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Jack.

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Chair face.

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Patting.

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Sean.

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Quib.

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Gremlins 8.

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Pints.

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Fairly dry, to be honest.

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CM.

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CM.

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TBH, to be honest.

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Love the latest.

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Love the teletext.

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Thanks very much.

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Thanks very much.

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Gremlins 9.

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Dodo, thank you very much.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your snake.

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Gremlins.ie.

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I mean, exactly.

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I mean, exactly.

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I mean, exactly.

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I mean, exactly.

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I mean, there you go.

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Tomorrow.

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Gremlins.ie.

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Sandball deluxe edition.

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It's 0-0 in the playoff.

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I think Mitrovic is coming on.

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Or maybe not.

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I can't see.

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I can only hear the fucking thing.

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I was toying with the idea of trying to put the match on the green screen.

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But that's not going to work.

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Because the thing would be taken down then.

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I'd be cut out of society.

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Gremlins 22.

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Electric Boogaloo.

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Can you do one around the world?

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I might.

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I might.

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Sure, we're not allowed to go around the world.

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It's fucking COVID.

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If I was to listen to any of ye, I'd be breaching the rules of COVID.

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COVID-19.

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Anaconda G, thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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And teletext forever as well.

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You download the Gremulator and you can run old versions of Gremlins on your hard drive.

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On your OS.

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That's the truth.

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And there's no lie.

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There's not an element of lies inside that truth ball that I just delivered to your mind.

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And that's why you come here for the truth.

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The truth is out there.

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And I want to give you another truth, Nugget.

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Now.

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The vaccine.

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They have a vaccine.

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They're just not arsed.

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Giving it out yet.

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Why?

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Because they want to find a way of injecting nanomachines into our bodies when they give us the fucking injection in a year or two's time.

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The injection is got.

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There's no problem with the injection.

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But they're still developing the nanomachines that they're going to put into the fucking vaccine.

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Which will control us.

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Inevitably control us.

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You thought it was bullshit.

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You thought it was just some sort of sci-fi crack.

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That only happened in video games and such.

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Wrong.

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They're going to be able to control us from our blood.

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Our bloodstream is going to have these nanomachines in them.

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Our body is.

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And what that will do is.

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It will make us appear on a radar.

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Then they'll know where we are at all times.

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And also it will affect decision making.

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Conspiracy theory number two is.

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A socially engineered project where they try to.

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Get everyone to.

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Stay.

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They don't want any more crowds.

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Because crowds are intimidating for.

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The people who control us.

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So they never used to like football matches and stuff like that anyway.

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They don't like people gathering en masse.

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Because it poses a threat to control.

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But they're going to fucking.

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They're stopping that now.

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And they're getting their bearings.

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And they're seeing what it's like.

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And they're seeing what we're reacting like as well you know.

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Because people can't be trusted.

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Look at all these fucking gobshites going over to Ibiza.

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And then.

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Doing like body shots and.

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Look at.

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Look at how cool I am.

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Influencers and all that kind of stuff.

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There's no.

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Way.

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People will not.

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Go on the piss.

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And get wild.

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So they're stopping that.

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They're stopping that.

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And it's a shame for the pubs as well.

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The pubs are.

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And the pubs are going to go down.

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And it'll be weather spoons.

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See they want weather spoons to come in.

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It's an ad.

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It's a British pub invasion.

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Gastro pub.

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Fruit machines.

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Frozen meals with your pint.

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And then we.

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And the fruit machine.

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On top of the fruit machines.

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The nano machines inside the fucking blood vessels as well.

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And I don't know if there's any relation to the fruit machine there.

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With that.

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Let me just have a quick look at the chat there.

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See if you're picking up on what's going on.

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Boycott spoons.

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James Long says lol like it's a joke James.

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Is this a.

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Do you think that fruit machines are in your blood are a joke James?

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Who are you James?

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Jimmy jokes is it?

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Shane Egan's fucking retracting messages.

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What they gonna do?

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Reduce my social score.

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Says bye Pat.

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You on jail Francis.

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PK says you on jail.

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Don't know what that means.

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But thanks for watching.

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The lale lule lule lule is after you as well.

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Patine Connell.

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Weather snakes.

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If you can't laugh about it you'll only end up crying.

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And that's the truth.

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Isn't that the fucking truth?

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Isn't that the truth about the whole shebang?

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Oh.

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They're gonna inject hormones.

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They're gonna inject cattle hormones into us.

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To make milk.

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To make us milky.

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If you don't laugh about it there's not a lot else you can do.

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That's the way it's gonna go.

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Madness.

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Absolute people just laughing.

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At the fucking sheer ridiculous and insanity.

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Which is gonna be laying us all to waste.

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Max Darwin.

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Thank you very much.

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Robbie.

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Boom Murphy.

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Thank you very much.

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And of course.

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The unbelievable.

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Sarah.

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And James.

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Very very kind to you.

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I believe Mitrovic is on the pitch now.

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Well.

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We can hear it anyway.

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Or I can.

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I doubt any of you care.

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If you cared you'd be watching it.

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I'd rather see Brentford.

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Go up.

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Go up.

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Than Fulham.

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Just because.

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Don't think I've ever seen them.

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In the Premier League before.

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And I'd love it if Snakes made an appearance as well.

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Like nice little fellas like that.

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And like sneaky.

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Sneaky jobs.

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Like himself.

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Like himself.

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Cassava.

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Cassava.

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Cassava.

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Cassava.

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Cassava.

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Cassava.

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Fucking hell.

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Fucking hit myself in the face.

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Tipperary.

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How are you?

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Is he not reading out tip messages tonight?

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Tipperary.

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Sure am I reading the message you've just wrote.

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Their tip.

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Jesus.

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Jesus.

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Lathered in Snake.

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The Snakes will be winning the Ballon d'Or tonight.

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This year's Ballon d'Or winner.

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Nominees are.

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Lionel Messi.

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Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Who else will be?

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And Simon Snake.

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And the winner is.

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Simon Snake everybody.

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I can hear fucking Knockhart is knocking around the ball there.

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Knockhart's after you.

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He'll fucking knock your heart out.

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Sandicle.

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You want it around the world, yeah?

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Around that man! Around that world!

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Around that world!

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Around that world!

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Snakeball! Snakeball!

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Boosh! Boosh! Boosh! Boosh!

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Bonus! Bonus! Bonus! Bonus!

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Bit of spit came out there.

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Bit disgusting.

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I've been sanitized. Don't worry about the spit. I've been sanitized.

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I've been sanitized.

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I've been sanitized.

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Sure, I washed my hands.

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Imagine the spit landed on someone and you just said,

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Sure, I washed the hands this morning.

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Huh?

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I mean, I assume...

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Snake masks. There should be no... There should be a keepy-uppy championship.

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championship

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momamama monster kill monster kill

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get on the snake masks man on all the

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fucking I can see it's going chaos you

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know chaotic mama duck thank you very

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much viva the duck Sandra Joyce thank you

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very much and Morgan Walsh Bill Gates

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thank you stop spilling the tea absolute

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bad crack exposing the nano machine says

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Bill Gates back the drawing board for

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fuck's sake so that's Bill Gates spooked

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big shout out to Billy Gates for inventing

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windows I tell you something we have

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windows before you Gates because we could

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see you coming you can't we knew there was

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something dodgy about you why is it all the

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tech billionaires become they want to have

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they want to become Jesus after they've

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done their business it's like the next evolution once they've built most wants to become the biggest God there is by going to Mars

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Donald Musk and Elon Tusk the fucking Tusk buddies eating a Rusk Donald Musk and fucking Elon Tusk were eating Rusks the last day I wouldn't mind but it's only baby food sure

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fucking hell did you see the blast in Beirut that was that was like an atomic bomb it looked like an atomic bomb blast or something

278
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fuck you wonder what the fuck caused that it was the port so it was probably a load of petrol and shit

279
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Elon is a weird version of Alan how are you Alan?

280
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Trump is a blast oh the fucking Trump interview I just seen a couple of clips that might be one to watch for the wind down I don't know if I'll do a wind down after this

281
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wind down but uh wind down glad wind down wind down but that one looks like one that you could just sit back and have like a fucking bit of popcorn a few snacks and really enjoy the comedy because he looks rubbish he's fucking rubbish I mean everyone knew he was rubbish do you know what the corona is?

282
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the corona the corona really fucked him up everyone knew he was shit but it took the fucking corona to really highlight it it's it's great crack you know and he was managing to he used utilize the celebrity in the box office takes hot takes and madness to just circumvent a complete lack of any

283
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you know statesman like reasonable behaviour and for four years he managed to do it man and corona's made him look like a right fucking lemon lemon the guy's a lemon

284
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it is what it is very sad it is what it is fucking great crack great crack but shite at actual effectiveness I know that uh

285
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nobody could see it nobody could see it coming but I mean there's a way of handling it oh yeah it's it's the complete do you know the lies everyone's always saying he just doesn't stop fucking lying he doesn't care and everyone's just going on his side all the people around his side are going that's just the way he speaks you know he's not like a politician that's just the way he is man

286
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but then when he's going like

287
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it's a nice number of deaths

288
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he's almost saying it's a great success

289
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fucking tool

290
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toolians

291
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what have I started now I go over to the chat

292
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there'll be a load of

293
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a load of heavy comments about it

294
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what's the highest amount I don't know never counted

295
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reptilian

296
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got peeled man

297
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saw him the other day with his mask over his forehead

298
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are your feet not killing

299
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not really Robbie no

300
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not really no they're not at all

301
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it's not like

302
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:17,800
it's not like a GA

303
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,420
ball that would be hard I'd say on the feet

304
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:23,160
to do solos with that for a long time

305
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but I mean this indoor job

306
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is okay

307
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Mickey Joe Hart thank you very much

308
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you've got the world tonight

309
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and a big shout out too

310
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to Ian Paisley

311
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sure Ian Paisley

312
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and

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John Hume

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I'll be rocking up

315
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the fucking bar

316
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up there in heaven

317
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up there in heaven

318
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tonight

319
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putting the differences

320
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aside

321
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and getting absolutely

322
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fucking laced

323
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because do you know why

324
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,340
no corona in heaven

325
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man

326
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zero corona in heaven

327
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,400
being on the monsters

328
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thank you very much

329
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I haven't

330
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bit of

331
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bit of caffeine though

332
00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:18,800
got a bit more caffeine here

333
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,900
it's gone to extra time

334
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yeah of course

335
00:21:22,340 --> 00:21:23,280
and you know

336
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:23,960
again you

337
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,120
in the snakeball

338
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5000 world series

339
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don't know if Paisley

340
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is in heaven

341
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Zach

342
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sure everyone goes to heaven

343
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everyone goes to heaven

344
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that's what it's all about man

345
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God forgives

346
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that's what I learnt in school

347
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:42,840
anyway

348
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that's the takeaway

349
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I

350
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that's the takeaway

351
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,180
I have from it

352
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,640
and how

353
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,200
Paisley would be in heaven anyway

354
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:51,180
because he was a priest

355
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:51,760
was he not

356
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Paisley is in

357
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Presbyterian heaven

358
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Super Ted says

359
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Presbyterian heaven

360
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is a subsection

361
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of heaven

362
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,660
that is a fucked up situation

363
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,780
and now

364
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do you know what else

365
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,380
is fucked up as well

366
00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,640
if there is heaven

367
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:06,960
there's so many different religions

368
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,460
there's different versions of heaven

369
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:09,300
so they're all like

370
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:10,280
different nightclubs

371
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,980
or

372
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do you know

373
00:22:13,740 --> 00:22:14,840
you'll get up to the sky

374
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,360
and it'll be just as bad

375
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,020
as down here

376
00:22:17,020 --> 00:22:17,520
they'll be like

377
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,660
fuck off

378
00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,100
close the borders into heaven

379
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:21,400
we don't want any more people

380
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:22,420
getting into our heaven

381
00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:25,540
and then there'll be loads of people going

382
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,980
fucking heaven's getting too right wing man

383
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,040
we need to bring it back again

384
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:35,880
can we get a he will not divide us rendition

385
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Sean

386
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he will not divide us

387
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:40,960
snake will not divide us

388
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,580
snake will not divide us

389
00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,360
snake will not divide us

390
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:47,400
snakes will not divide us

391
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,660
snakes will not divide us

392
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:53,480
he will not divide us

393
00:22:53,480 --> 00:23:01,040
ah she built coffee there all over the fucking shirt

394
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,360
a white shirt

395
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:06,160
bollocks

396
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:12,900
any truth to that super ted

397
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:26,780
mcginnis and paisley knocking the shite out of each other in heaven i'd say

398
00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:38,440
gotta hand it to the banana

399
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:43,820
i'll tell you who else is a nice little chap

400
00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:48,020
this little rainforest frog that you get on the bananas

401
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:55,340
he's probably he's probably green screened out of it now because of this the snakes but uh he's a good guy

402
00:23:55,340 --> 00:24:02,520
your uh prospects of future employment increase exponentially you know what it's like to make a step up to the championship of the premier league

403
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,660
changes your life

404
00:24:03,660 --> 00:24:04,940
of course it does i mean

405
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:09,560
probably players now will be saying that their social media followers are great

406
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,960
that'll be the first thing

407
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:13,940
yeah that'll be the first thing

408
00:24:13,940 --> 00:24:18,600
i'd say paisley's up in heaven

409
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:22,340
buying rounds left right and center says has he big red

410
00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:24,460
such historic clubs it is just

411
00:24:24,460 --> 00:24:26,900
it's just fantastic to be a part of

412
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:30,040
and like you say it's the magnitude of knowing that

413
00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:33,500
that maybe it's just frozen some of these players this evening

414
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,120
one of those two teams will be there

415
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:41,440
grogoski thank you very much man big shout out to big mc big macka ding dong

416
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:48,480
who's breaking lockdown for some side action on his holiday home in sunny dunygal

417
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,560
hopefully i haven't dropped you in it there

418
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,920
but then again nobody could be called macka ding dong

419
00:24:54,920 --> 00:25:00,080
unless he's well known around the town up there or something i don't know

420
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:08,940
press up twice francis

421
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:18,400
at least in heaven i can skate

422
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,020
look at that lad

423
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,160
see that little snake there on the hand

424
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,060
snake in the hand is gone now

425
00:25:25,060 --> 00:25:27,220
snake in the hand is worth two in the bush

426
00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:33,800
james lang how are you getting on

427
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,520
jimmy jokes here

428
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:36,960
thanks for every stream

429
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,120
saw the first few

430
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,280
sorry it's gone message is gone

431
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,940
saw the first few last nov

432
00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:46,740
you bring laughter to all your followers don't give up

433
00:25:46,740 --> 00:25:49,920
i also hate weather snakes

434
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,680
all the best francis love all the streams

435
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,640
and you're contributors to lol jimmy jokes

436
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,980
jimmy thanks very much

437
00:25:55,980 --> 00:26:10,860
you're a good good solid skin and i hope you're having an amazing time viewing this unbelievable stream a lot of strings got pulled to bring this together i even had to call up my old geography teacher

438
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:24,140
and uh... i told him about the green screen and he said take it down i said there's no point in taking it down it won't be any use if there's no green screen

439
00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:27,680
put it up good lad

440
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:33,620
baba

441
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:40,340
how are you all anyway any trebus with you

442
00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:57,300
maybe uh... maybe uh... in one word what how would you describe current lockdown status how is everyone's current lockdown status in one word i want to see the uh... the chat go flying

443
00:26:57,300 --> 00:27:05,540
a lot of people are talking how they've never seen a stream like this it's an incredible stream

444
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:08,980
sound bliss

445
00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:23,860
shite trebus trebus 19 oh it's going too fast getting by boredom sound meh shite minor swedish jubilant inquisitive alone bollocks

446
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:26,000
Chaky, moist, depressing, it's mighty.

447
00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,300
Pints, epic, lockdown, pints.

448
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,780
Tobacco, pungent, sending it, peaceful, unreal.

449
00:27:32,420 --> 00:27:35,520
Crap, class, trebus, endless.

450
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:41,080
Sensual, good crack, swag, blur, anti-crack, solitary, no pints.

451
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:45,100
Usual, Swinfordian, class, tremendous, wank.

452
00:27:45,780 --> 00:27:50,540
Erotic, oof, hash, hash, GMTV, indifferent.

453
00:27:50,540 --> 00:27:53,640
There isn't that urgency, there isn't them.

454
00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,500
That was a nice cross-section of stuff there.

455
00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:03,060
And there wasn't as many negatives as I thought there was going to be.

456
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,320
There was a few that rolled in.

457
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,100
I think the most poignant was alone.

458
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:13,080
I think the most poignant was alone.

459
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,860
Sure, I'm alone.

460
00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:26,600
Big up, John Hume from Antrim, man.

461
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:27,320
Thanks for the tip.

462
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:31,320
And ooh, knew someone found in a field after eating 20 bananas in a competition.

463
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:31,640
Careful.

464
00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:34,540
I wouldn't eat 20 bananas if you paid me.

465
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:35,060
I couldn't.

466
00:28:36,060 --> 00:28:38,280
I'd even feel fucking weird after three.

467
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:51,880
I was fucking crash test dummied after three the last day.

468
00:28:55,880 --> 00:29:03,780
It was a lovely little snake.

469
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:29,920
bag drop. Lerp, lerp, lerp, lerp. They went all over the bed and flerp. Couldn't quite explain it, lovely little snake. Lovely snake, lovely snake.

470
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:57,560
Do do do do do. Do do do do do. Gaurdi took my CBD, thank you very much. You're going to the crash test dummies, man. They're fucking regrouping. They have a new album out. Crash test dummies too. Test again. Testicles.

471
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:11,040
Are you still listening to the crash testicle dummies? You can't. Music bully. You only listen to those fucking crash testicles, you big dummy.

472
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:28,300
You don't listen to real music like me. Remember getting a music dressing down when I was a kid and I went into the back of the pub to go and play some pool.

473
00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:38,560
And there was lads there who were already there with the fucking money on the table. So I was trying to bide the time to wait till they're gone. I was over at the jukebox.

474
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:46,700
And I think I put on fucking, I don't know, prodigy or something. Fat of the land.

475
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:55,360
And they were like, this is fucking trying, man. Put on Nirvana.

476
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:02,700
And I said, who's Nirvana? And they go, you never heard of Nirvana. You're a fucking disgrace to music, eh?

477
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:09,460
And, uh, sure I learnt about Nirvana then. That was the hard way to learn about them.

478
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,860
I learnt the hard way in front of other people laughing.

479
00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:41,840
How was January?

480
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,680
January. Yeah, that was only fucking ten months ago.

481
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:50,040
What about a Pelé 7?

482
00:31:56,460 --> 00:32:01,180
Wish you could lash back a few pints and some lovely bits of pollen.

483
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:06,720
Wouldn't that be the fucking, wouldn't that be sweet?

484
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:09,380
But would it, though?

485
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,400
Would it?

486
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,680
Do you know?

487
00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,460
Casual drug taking.

488
00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:19,260
Is that what it's all about? Is it life?

489
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,940
Is that what it all comes down to?

490
00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:23,640
Liam Murphy, thank you very much.

491
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,840
Any chance of Hardy Bucks coming back, Francis?

492
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:28,940
Up the villa, hi.

493
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,120
Thank you very much for the tip, Liam.

494
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,920
I don't know.

495
00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:36,160
I don't know.

496
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:36,160
I don't know.

497
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,340
About that.

498
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:37,380
I don't know.

499
00:32:37,380 --> 00:32:37,380
About that.

500
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:40,960
Because it's been ages.

501
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:48,900
And, uh, I'm a fictional character anyway, so I mean, I wouldn't be able to fucking know what was going on.

502
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,000
I'd only be a pawn in the big game of chess.

503
00:32:51,000 --> 00:33:04,680
Maybe not, but there's going to be another 15 series of this.

504
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,620
Ball man.

505
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:08,960
Lonely room ball man.

506
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,460
Featuring the crash testicle dummies.

507
00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:21,140
With their smash hit, mmm two.

508
00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:22,720
Mmm harder.

509
00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:24,320
Mmm.

510
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:47,700
They just came back after 30 years away with the exact same song, but with a different kind of beat to it.

511
00:33:49,100 --> 00:33:52,180
Which, remarkably, was worse than the original.

512
00:33:52,180 --> 00:34:13,900
John Dwayne, or Dwan.

513
00:34:15,100 --> 00:34:17,820
How are you? What's going on here, John?

514
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:21,420
Well, I'm reading your message, John. That's what's going on.

515
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:24,180
A second wicked partnership of 210.

516
00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:35,060
The Crash Testicle Dummies have fucking redone the EastEnders theme tune.

517
00:34:35,060 --> 00:35:05,040
Thank you.

518
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:35,020
Thank you.

519
00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:37,020
Thank you.

520
00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,020
Thank you.

521
00:35:39,020 --> 00:35:43,320
Looks like it's gonna be shit.

522
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:49,180
It doesn't matter who he's got an outstanding player in Ben Rahman.

523
00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:50,960
It's a set piece of people.

524
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:52,420
Top corner.

525
00:35:53,020 --> 00:36:01,560
That's the villain on this playoff final a year ago.

526
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,660
Shane Egan, how are you?

527
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:05,180
Bestie kid.

528
00:36:05,580 --> 00:36:06,720
Mike Johnson, encore.

529
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,700
The thing does have lyrics.

530
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,020
I know, I've actually...

531
00:36:10,020 --> 00:36:13,400
Anyone can fall in love.

532
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:14,420
Yeah, girls.

533
00:36:16,580 --> 00:36:19,000
Just take a couple of these.

534
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:22,380
You'll be fucked in the morning.

535
00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:25,540
Anyone can get fucked up.

536
00:36:27,220 --> 00:36:29,220
Drink a bottle of that.

537
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,560
And then have a glass of this.

538
00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:40,780
Binge drinking is such fun.

539
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:41,680
Dsh, dsh.

540
00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:44,720
I can't believe I can't do it anymore.

541
00:36:45,140 --> 00:36:46,860
Out in public.

542
00:36:47,140 --> 00:36:50,260
I have to do it all alone.

543
00:36:50,620 --> 00:36:51,180
Dsh, dsh.

544
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:53,740
It's still great crack.

545
00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:57,420
But I wish that I could be in public.

546
00:36:57,860 --> 00:36:59,500
Whilst really pissed.

547
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:01,320
I wish I could be in public.

548
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,060
Whilst really pissed.

549
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:08,080
I mean, that's basically what it all boils down to, isn't it?

550
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:11,640
I wish I could be fucking rat-arsed in public.

551
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,400
I want people to see me.

552
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,140
I want to be around people while I am fucked.

553
00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:19,260
I can't believe the government are stopping me from doing that.

554
00:37:19,580 --> 00:37:20,880
I'm going to go on Facebook now.

555
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:22,740
And post political opinions.

556
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:44,480
Thank you very much Gaff Tour in Mamaduck.

557
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,340
No Gaff Tour today I'm afraid.

558
00:37:47,340 --> 00:38:08,280
No Gaff Tour, Tour de Gaff. But I mean, I don't know what I mean actually. I know I was saying

559
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:14,620
I was going to do that but I don't really have any other place that I want to be filming just yet.

560
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:21,620
Plus it's not up to me, it's not just me. There's a goal, there's been a goal.

561
00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:32,620
What a brilliant, inventive set piece from Joe Bryan who instead of marking the ball into the penalty area went straight from goal.

562
00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:43,620
And he has outwitted David Rea and surely has grown Fulham in poor position to go into a regular lane.

563
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:54,620
Fulham. Eat my goal man. Sorry my face is getting so sweaty that the camera is coming off. I just need to...

564
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:55,480
It's just...

565
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:25,460
It's just...

566
00:39:25,460 --> 00:39:55,440
It's just...

567
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,440
The...

568
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,440
Cane and the Sandico...

569
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:58,940
The Sandico ball...

570
00:39:58,940 --> 00:39:59,540
The Sambal...

571
00:39:59,540 --> 00:40:00,440
But...

572
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,460
Just as a...

573
00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:03,440
Very little...

574
00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:05,440
Draft coming into this room here...

575
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,840
But as I was saying there...

576
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,440
Gaff Tor...

577
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,920
Thanks for the tip...

578
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,440
And Patrick Keeley as well...

579
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,760
Thank you very much...

580
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:18,240
Is there any chance you could upload the old Black Op stream that you did in the early days of the stream also?

581
00:40:18,380 --> 00:40:20,820
Is it true you did a Fatal Deviation watch-along stream?

582
00:40:21,340 --> 00:40:22,280
Yeah, I think so...

583
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:22,760
But I...

584
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:24,420
I did do it, sorry...

585
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:26,440
But I think it got blocked, which is why it's not on.

586
00:40:26,700 --> 00:40:26,760
And also...

587
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,760
That's definitely the reason because...

588
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,760
Your man...

589
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:31,760
Doesn't...

590
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,760
Doesn't like people watching the stuff apparently...

591
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:34,760
I don't know...

592
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:37,760
But...

593
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,760
He should embrace it...

594
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,760
I heard that they're gonna make a new one anyway...

595
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:42,760
A sequel...

596
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,760
A sequel...

597
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,760
Fatal Deviation 2...

598
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,760
Out in Trim...

599
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:55,760
I wonder if it'll be out in Trim...

600
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:57,760
Never been to Trim...

601
00:40:58,760 --> 00:40:59,760
But I drove through it...

602
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:00,760
Or drove past it...

603
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,760
That time I went out to do the Gordon Elliot video...

604
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:05,760
Before Cheltenham...

605
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:07,760
Before Cheltenham...

606
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,760
Gordon Elliot has...

607
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,760
Stud farm...

608
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,760
Or stables...

609
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,760
Or whatever you call that out in...

610
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,760
Out near there...

611
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,760
Anyone can take the piss...

612
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:33,760
You just have to be a count...

613
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,760
Have a bit of cheek to ya...

614
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,760
So Fulham are through...

615
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:43,760
How about you beat...

616
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,760
He was running like a touch...

617
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:46,760
I think...

618
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:47,760
I think Fulham have done it...

619
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,760
Now walk into the...

620
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,760
The one that's gonna have been...

621
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:52,760
He's wearing wearing the shirt...

622
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,760
He could be playing tonight as well...

623
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,760
Because I think he feels it now...

624
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:57,760
He feels like...

625
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,760
Close they are...

626
00:41:58,760 --> 00:41:59,760
He feels...

627
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:00,760
Give me a little weight...

628
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,620
Thomas Prine, he's moving very, very direct instructions.

629
00:42:04,620 --> 00:42:09,740
You can tell there's a little bit of dejection already, it seems, on the shoulders of the local players.

630
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:10,680
See what the news is.

631
00:42:11,140 --> 00:42:12,180
They're going to have a response.

632
00:42:12,340 --> 00:42:15,720
They're looking for a response now.

633
00:42:15,720 --> 00:42:18,820
This is where normally they're at their best, is when they're chasing.

634
00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,520
Can that goal almost...

635
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,920
Can that relax them?

636
00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:24,520
Can that take the pressure off them?

637
00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:27,940
Can they now go out and maybe just express themselves a little bit more?

638
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,280
And they're going to have to get themselves back into it.

639
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,300
But that was just...

640
00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,260
It's only half time.

641
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,380
Alright, it's only half time of extra time.

642
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:40,320
I'd like to be able to put it up on here instead of the snake, but the stream will just get taken down.

643
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,420
Move to phase four, delayed.

644
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,600
Face coverings mandatory in retail settings for a Monday.

645
00:42:52,340 --> 00:42:53,660
Jeez, that's going to be a...

646
00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:55,620
That'll be a turn up for the books.

647
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,880
Because I was down the shops today and still people going around

648
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,260
Plain fuck, plain god in the shops going

649
00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:06,000
Sure I don't need a mask here.

650
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:08,560
You're all sheep.

651
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:10,640
You're fucking stupid.

652
00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:13,240
And...

653
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:19,240
So that's going to be...

654
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:20,640
How will they enforce that like?

655
00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:22,780
How will they enforce that?

656
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,460
I don't know how they'll enforce that.

657
00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:35,940
Look at these.

658
00:43:35,940 --> 00:43:35,940
Look at these.

659
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,500
Like fucking reservoir dogs.

660
00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:38,560
Stephen Donnelly.

661
00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:39,940
Ronan Glynn.

662
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,060
Leo Varadkar and Michal Martin.

663
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,320
Can't zoom in.

664
00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:47,140
Can you?

665
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:47,640
Maybe you can.

666
00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:48,080
Yes.

667
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:49,560
Look at this.

668
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,680
Look at this.

669
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,940
If they find themselves...

670
00:43:52,940 --> 00:44:14,940
*Sings*

671
00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:34,940
Even she's into the reservoir situation. *Sings*

672
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:42,940
And who's that? Who's that? I don't know if you can... Can you see this on the thing?

673
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:46,940
*Sings*

674
00:44:46,940 --> 00:44:48,940
Could you see that then?

675
00:44:48,940 --> 00:44:50,940
*Sings*

676
00:44:50,940 --> 00:44:52,940
Reservoir Cuns.

677
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,940
*Sings*

678
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:58,940
That's C-U-N-C-E. It's not a swear word. Someone just said that in the chat.

679
00:44:58,940 --> 00:45:00,940
It's not a swear word.

680
00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,940
*Sings*

681
00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:06,940
It's very small. Ah, fuck!

682
00:45:06,940 --> 00:45:10,940
*Sings*

683
00:45:10,940 --> 00:45:12,940
It's obviously a woman, so I mean then some people can.

684
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:16,940
Maybe some people are only watching on a small screening.

685
00:45:16,940 --> 00:45:18,940
*Sings*

686
00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:22,940
*Sings*

687
00:45:22,940 --> 00:45:30,940
I wonder if you... If bring it right up there. Does it go snakey then? If I zoom right in, is it going to turn into a snake?

688
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:32,940
*Sings*

689
00:45:32,940 --> 00:45:34,940
*Sings*

690
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,940
*Sings*

691
00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:38,940
*Sings*

692
00:45:38,940 --> 00:45:40,940
*Sings*

693
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,940
*Sings*

694
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:44,940
*Sings*

695
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:56,940
*Sings*

696
00:45:56,940 --> 00:45:57,940
*Sings*

697
00:45:57,940 --> 00:45:58,940
COVID-19!

698
00:45:58,940 --> 00:46:02,940
*Sings*

699
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:06,940
*Sings*

700
00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:08,940
Big Windows. Windows 98.

701
00:46:08,940 --> 00:46:10,940
*Sings*

702
00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:11,940
*Sings*

703
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:12,940
*Sings*

704
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:18,940
And there you go. There's the mask. That's what you're going to have to be doing for Monday. Otherwise, you will be arrested.

705
00:46:18,940 --> 00:46:19,940
*Sings*

706
00:46:19,940 --> 00:46:20,940
*Sings*

707
00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:21,940
You will be arrested.

708
00:46:21,940 --> 00:46:23,940
*Sings*

709
00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:24,940
And shot

710
00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:25,940
*Sings*

711
00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:26,940
On

712
00:46:26,940 --> 00:46:30,940
Sight. It's a strange measure. It's a very very controversial measure.

713
00:46:30,940 --> 00:46:34,940
The death penalty has been reintroduced from Monday.

714
00:46:34,940 --> 00:46:36,940
*Sings*

715
00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:38,940
Have you got what it takes?

716
00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:39,940
*Sings*

717
00:46:39,940 --> 00:46:41,940
Are you going to test the limits of the government?

718
00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:42,940
*Sings*

719
00:46:42,940 --> 00:46:43,940
*Sings*

720
00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:45,940
For COVID-19...

721
00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:46,940
*Sings*

722
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:47,940
*Sings*

723
00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:48,940
Snakes are after you.

724
00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:50,940
*Sings*

725
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:51,940
*Sings*

726
00:46:51,940 --> 00:46:52,940
*Sings*

727
00:46:52,940 --> 00:46:53,940
*Sings*

728
00:46:53,940 --> 00:46:56,940
Will somebody think about the masks for the snakes for God's sake?

729
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:57,940
*Sings*

730
00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:58,940
I want questions to be asked.

731
00:46:58,940 --> 00:46:59,940
*Sings*

732
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:00,940
*Sings*

733
00:47:00,940 --> 00:47:01,940
In government buildings.

734
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:02,940
*Sings*

735
00:47:02,940 --> 00:47:03,940
*Sings*

736
00:47:03,940 --> 00:47:04,940
Minister.

737
00:47:04,940 --> 00:47:05,940
*Sings*

738
00:47:05,940 --> 00:47:06,940
Minister.

739
00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:07,940
*Sings*

740
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:08,940
Minister.

741
00:47:08,940 --> 00:47:09,940
*Sings*

742
00:47:09,940 --> 00:47:11,940
Has nobody even discussed the snake element?

743
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:12,940
What's going on here?

744
00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:13,940
*Sings*

745
00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:14,940
Imagine that.

746
00:47:14,940 --> 00:47:15,940
*Sings*

747
00:47:15,940 --> 00:47:16,940
*Sings*

748
00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:17,940
Imagine that.

749
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:17,940
*Sings*

750
00:47:17,940 --> 00:47:18,940
Your whole career.

751
00:47:18,940 --> 00:47:19,940
*Sings*

752
00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:25,940
You ruined your whole career gone in an instant because you asked the question about whether or not snakes would get masks.

753
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:26,940
*Sings*

754
00:47:26,940 --> 00:47:27,940
*Sings*

755
00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:28,940
*Sings*

756
00:47:28,940 --> 00:47:29,940
*Sings*

757
00:47:29,940 --> 00:47:30,940
*Sings*

758
00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:31,940
*Sings*

759
00:47:31,940 --> 00:47:32,940
*Sings*

760
00:47:32,940 --> 00:47:33,940
*Sings*

761
00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:34,940
*Sings*

762
00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:35,940
*Sings*

763
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:36,940
*Sings*

764
00:47:36,940 --> 00:47:41,900
there's always a kind of a logic to what they're saying as well in a strange way, you know.

765
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,780
So they get away with that.

766
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:50,620
Like, they would be the only politicians I would be able to put money on being able to ask the snake queue.

767
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:59,360
You know, to really ask the snake queue and get away with it and still maintain their hold, their stronghold in government.

768
00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:02,820
Gridrain 741, thank you very much.

769
00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:10,100
And Lunar Sky, thank you very much Lunar Sky.

770
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:25,040
Snake Dunleavy, come for the keep you upy, stay for the herpetology.

771
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:26,200
What's the herpetology?

772
00:48:30,660 --> 00:48:35,340
People of rural Ireland, who do you actually think you are?

773
00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:39,620
Yeah, did you hear the cream cracker remark?

774
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:43,760
The remark mark.

775
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:48,380
Let me get another bit of the banana.

776
00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:58,700
and it's a great great great great great great great great ripage as well as a slight bit of

777
00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:06,480
coloration on the skin the black spots and that's the full flavor that you want

778
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:13,960
so I don't like it when they're they're just gone yellow they need to have a few days in the bowl

779
00:49:14,300 --> 00:49:39,300
they need to have had a few days in the bowl with a bit of maybe a bit of sunlight getting to them but not too much room temperature as well none of your chilled fruit inedible bit of fermented yeah

780
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:49,540
very nice

781
00:49:49,540 --> 00:50:00,780
top corner

782
00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:13,020
some more now 50,000 people used to live here now the whole place is fucking top cornered

783
00:50:13,020 --> 00:50:23,260
the reactor in chobobble exploded and the whole village got top cornered

784
00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:26,260
it's last chance saloon

785
00:50:26,260 --> 00:50:38,500
minister minister minister

786
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:48,740
any snake

787
00:50:48,740 --> 00:50:56,980
any snake masks go no

788
00:50:56,980 --> 00:51:00,980
any snake

789
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:02,980
any snake

790
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:13,220
there's a fucking drought on around the town for me i know a lad who's important a load of snakes

791
00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:23,460
have a look

792
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:23,460
have a look

793
00:51:23,460 --> 00:51:27,460
move to phase four delayed review in three weeks all right okay so it's not even on

794
00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:43,700
confirm the reopening of pubs all right yeah confirm the reopening of pubs hotel bars and clubs will not now go ahead sure we knew that

795
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:45,700
sure we knew that

796
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:53,940
me on martin also said the size of crowds gathering will remain at 200 for outdoors and 50 for indoors

797
00:51:53,940 --> 00:52:04,180
the advantage could have led to a brentford goal maybe this set piece will be as inventive as joe bryant's

798
00:52:04,180 --> 00:52:08,180
does he shoot does he clip it in benorama big decision

799
00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:14,180
25 seconds ago that news was i was updated 25 seconds ago face coverings mandatory

800
00:52:14,180 --> 00:52:26,180
i really i look forward to this slew of videos of people in heated arguments in public about masks

801
00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:31,060
the slew of videos of people who were there was already one of

802
00:52:32,260 --> 00:52:38,260
lads on a plane fighting because of a fucking mask like as if you'd be fucked like

803
00:52:39,860 --> 00:52:41,620
fighting over a mask on a plane

804
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:47,220
he was pretty drunk he looked drunk as fuck as well like you know

805
00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:55,300
pressure cooker it's it's a real test of patience on a plane when there's cons on a plane

806
00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:57,860
it's fucking tough like

807
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,860
samuel l jackson stars in

808
00:53:13,860 --> 00:53:14,900
cunts on a plane

809
00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:26,340
we need to get a motherfucking mask on the motherfucking plane

810
00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:38,820
cunts on a plane and it's not extra time you can imagine that there will be delayed tactics and road attacks on a plane would be better than snakes on a plane because it's realistic and it could be like a commentary on how alcohol is it can fuck people up and really ruin the whole flight business for people

811
00:53:38,820 --> 00:53:51,860
you could even have a

812
00:53:51,860 --> 00:54:00,340
you could even have a lot of things on a plane and then just throw in some snakes as well just to liven it up

813
00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:07,340
Can you do more American accents, Maxwell Jacobs?

814
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:10,340
Yo, Maxwell!

815
00:54:10,340 --> 00:54:14,340
I like doing ones that are crap.

816
00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:19,340
Crap ones are the only ones I can do anyway.

817
00:54:19,340 --> 00:54:23,340
That's crap. Hey, Maxwell. Maxwell Jacobs.

818
00:54:23,340 --> 00:54:26,340
Thanks for tuning in, Maxwell.

819
00:54:26,340 --> 00:54:30,340
Welcome to the Snake Pit.

820
00:54:30,340 --> 00:54:35,340
You just bought yourself a one-way ticket to Snake Town, Maxwell.

821
00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:38,340
I don't care what you say.

822
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:42,340
Fontaine on a plane.

823
00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:52,340
Does it ever annoy you, Zach Keenan, that the people only call you Francis slash think that's your name?

824
00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:56,340
Well, I don't know. I don't know, Jake.

825
00:54:56,340 --> 00:55:01,340
Towards the end of the game when you went to fall to one of your forwards, does it fall to a centre-back or a fullback?

826
00:55:01,340 --> 00:55:03,340
That was a rubbish one, sorry.

827
00:55:03,340 --> 00:55:06,340
Ah, Francis, there's a severe lack of what? The chat's going too fast.

828
00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:13,340
Snake Town, Arizona. Last flight out of Manchester is today. Last chopper out of Saigon.

829
00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:20,340
I don't care what people call, there's different people who use the channel anyway, so.

830
00:55:20,340 --> 00:55:22,340
Some days people will be going, ah, Tommy.

831
00:55:22,340 --> 00:55:26,340
And then Tommy will be going on, he'll be getting called Francis.

832
00:55:26,340 --> 00:55:27,340
Shhh.

833
00:55:27,340 --> 00:55:28,340
Shhh.

834
00:55:38,340 --> 00:55:39,340
That's it.

835
00:55:39,340 --> 00:55:41,340
Fulham are through.

836
00:55:49,340 --> 00:55:51,340
Shame for Brentford really.

837
00:55:51,340 --> 00:55:53,340
And Fulham just snook.

838
00:55:53,340 --> 00:55:56,340
Snook in there at the last moment.

839
00:56:00,340 --> 00:56:02,340
Hopefully Leeds get Benrahma now.

840
00:56:08,340 --> 00:56:09,340
Oh.

841
00:56:09,340 --> 00:56:10,340
Bielsa.

842
00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,340
Benrahma.

843
00:56:11,340 --> 00:56:12,340
Cavani.

844
00:56:12,340 --> 00:56:13,340
Goalad, Cavani.

845
00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:14,340
Goalad, Cavani.

846
00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:20,340
You're seeing Bielsa.

847
00:56:20,340 --> 00:56:21,340
Benrahma.

848
00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:22,340
Cavani.

849
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:26,340
Fucking Adidas kit deal.

850
00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,340
Five years, is it?

851
00:56:29,340 --> 00:56:30,340
Premier League again, yeah?

852
00:56:31,340 --> 00:56:32,340
Good luck.

853
00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:32,340
Good luck.

854
00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:33,340
Good luck.

855
00:56:33,340 --> 00:56:34,340
Good luck.

856
00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:34,340
Good luck.

857
00:56:34,340 --> 00:56:35,340
Good luck.

858
00:56:35,340 --> 00:56:36,340
Good luck.

859
00:56:36,340 --> 00:56:37,340
Good luck.

860
00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:38,340
Good luck.

861
00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:39,340
Good luck.

862
00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:40,340
Snakeball.

863
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:41,340
Snakeball.

864
00:56:41,340 --> 00:56:42,340
Snakeball.

865
00:56:42,340 --> 00:56:43,340
Snakeball.

866
00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:45,340
It is the left man, Joe Bryant.

867
00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:47,340
We've done an invention from the set list.

868
00:56:48,340 --> 00:56:51,340
And we've done a good finish after a wonderful return.

869
00:56:52,340 --> 00:56:55,340
And as a result, on a fucking epic, fat buck.

870
00:56:56,340 --> 00:56:57,340
Oh.

871
00:56:57,340 --> 00:56:58,340
Oh.

872
00:56:58,340 --> 00:56:59,340
Tshoo.

873
00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:04,340
I mean, to do it on such a massive stage is quite incredible.

874
00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:06,340
Bamford.

875
00:57:06,340 --> 00:57:07,340
Good lad.

876
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:08,340
Take it down.

877
00:57:08,340 --> 00:57:09,340
Like I said.

878
00:57:09,340 --> 00:57:10,340
Sparket.

879
00:57:10,340 --> 00:57:11,340
Thank you very much.

880
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,340
I could see Joe Bryant just...

881
00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:14,340
Frankie Schones.

882
00:57:14,340 --> 00:57:15,340
How are you?

883
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:16,340
Thanks for the tip.

884
00:57:16,340 --> 00:57:18,340
And then when Kenny played into it, he just drove forward.

885
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:23,340
My mate of mine is going setting up a small CBD snake oil start up.

886
00:57:23,340 --> 00:57:24,340
Any interest?

887
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:25,340
I could rich, dude.

888
00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:26,340
Sounds good.

889
00:57:26,340 --> 00:57:29,340
Sounds very, very good.

890
00:57:29,340 --> 00:57:30,340
Pull me in.

891
00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:35,340
I'm willing to go in like Dragon's Den.

892
00:57:36,340 --> 00:57:43,340
I'm willing to buy 10% of your snake oil company.

893
00:57:44,340 --> 00:57:46,340
It sounds fucking class.

894
00:57:47,340 --> 00:57:48,340
Fake weed, is it?

895
00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:49,340
CBD.

896
00:57:49,340 --> 00:57:50,340
Fake weed, yeah?

897
00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:53,340
Weed that doesn't get you stoned.

898
00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:56,340
And it costs even more than weed.

899
00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,340
Wow.

900
00:57:57,340 --> 00:58:02,340
Licence to print money.

901
00:58:02,340 --> 00:58:04,340
Did you hear that?

902
00:58:04,340 --> 00:58:07,340
Give him a kiss on the cheek and say...

903
00:58:07,340 --> 00:58:08,340
Did you hear that?

904
00:58:08,340 --> 00:58:13,340
Give him a kiss on the cheek and say, "Well done."

905
00:58:13,340 --> 00:58:14,340
It was brilliant as well.

906
00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,340
He scored the goal.

907
00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:17,340
It went over to his friends.

908
00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:19,340
He gave him a kiss on the cheek.

909
00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:20,340
Wasn't gay.

910
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:20,340
It was just celebratory.

911
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:21,340
Great celebration.

912
00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,340
It's brilliant.

913
00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:34,340
A kiss and a cheeky kiss and a hug.

914
00:58:34,340 --> 00:58:35,340
A squeeze.

915
00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:36,340
And then sukuna.

916
00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:37,340
Can you see this?

917
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,340
Oh fuck.

918
00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,340
Right.

919
00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:40,340
Won't be doing that again.

920
00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:41,340
Try and just keep it down.

921
00:58:41,340 --> 00:58:42,340
Keep it down.

922
00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:43,340
Go lag.

923
00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,340
Keep it down.

924
00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:45,340
See if I...

925
00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:47,340
It's hard to do it when I've got this camera on.

926
00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:49,340
Because the camera will go flying.

927
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:51,100
I won't be doing that again.

928
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:56,220
Try and just keep it down, keep it down.

929
00:58:58,780 --> 00:59:00,340
See if I...

930
00:59:01,140 --> 00:59:04,380
It's hard to do it when I've got this camera on

931
00:59:04,380 --> 00:59:05,840
because the camera will go flying.

932
00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:08,060
There we go.

933
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,660
Little kiss on the cheek.

934
00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:22,640
I don't know if we can give the ball a kiss on the cheek.

935
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,540
Little kiss on the Sonderko cheek.

936
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:29,120
And then straight into the top corner.

937
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,080
Top corner.

938
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:30,960
Top corner.

939
00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:41,580
Did you ever have a football coach shouting at lads

940
00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:42,760
telling them to play football?

941
00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:46,560
Home run.

942
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,880
I don't know.

943
00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:52,980
Sean Spicebag is signed for Barca.

944
00:59:56,980 --> 01:00:04,700
Can you put a Connor Williams video on the green screen?

945
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:06,780
I would.

946
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:09,740
What would I put on like?

947
01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:10,480
What could I put on?

948
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,800
I just don't know if I can be arsed.

949
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,340
Because I'd have to break away then.

950
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:26,380
And then when I come back, like people switch off as if...

951
01:00:26,380 --> 01:00:27,940
As if they're missing anything anyway.

952
01:00:29,380 --> 01:00:30,160
So it's just hanging.

953
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,040
Just hanging out.

954
01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,500
Just a bit of a chill out sesh.

955
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,140
We might give the sponger a lash.

956
01:00:36,140 --> 01:00:36,660
See this?

957
01:00:37,740 --> 01:00:38,260
Sponger.

958
01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:40,740
This is for when you want to fucking rattle house.

959
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,600
For when you want to launch off a few rattlesnakes.

960
01:00:45,620 --> 01:00:46,100
Rattlesnake.

961
01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:47,540
Rattlesnake.

962
01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:53,220
Okay.

963
01:00:54,620 --> 01:00:56,220
It's not allowed to hit the...

964
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,020
It's not allowed to touch the ground.

965
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:01,260
And I've failed.

966
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:04,100
Getting sweaty face again.

967
01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:04,420
Sorry.

968
01:01:04,860 --> 01:01:06,600
When I come back I'll have a dry face.

969
01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:08,060
Not that you'll know anything about it.

970
01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:09,200
Because you can't see my face.

971
01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:13,800
I'm going to fucking top corner my face now with the towel.

972
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:15,700
How do I change this?

973
01:01:32,460 --> 01:02:02,440
Thank you.

974
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:32,420
Thank you.

975
01:02:32,420 --> 01:02:34,420
Thank you.

976
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:36,420
Thank you.

977
01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:39,420
But I don't think there's any time left for them to do the business now.

978
01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:45,020
And it's now left with one full of two.

979
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,260
But we've only got 20 seconds remaining.

980
01:02:49,420 --> 01:02:50,580
When that ball hit the net.

981
01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:53,840
Surely Martin Atkinson is about to blow his whistle.

982
01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:55,420
It's a little too late.

983
01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,840
I can fucking top corner the snakes.

984
01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,900
See the snake in goal.

985
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:01,980
Full time for the snake.

986
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,560
I could try and put a fucking image up of someone in goal.

987
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,120
Like Pat Kenny in goal or something.

988
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,440
I'd have to make a Photoshop of it or something.

989
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,080
Because I'm not going to waste time now.

990
01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:19,140
That'll take me 20 minutes.

991
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:25,400
Sub Kuna.

992
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:35,120
Bush and goal.

993
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:39,060
Bush and goal.

994
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:43,940
Okay.

995
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:47,400
Let me have a look now.

996
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:49,700
Spice bag.

997
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:50,900
Thank you very much for your tip.

998
01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:51,880
For extra time.

999
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,060
Brent to watch.

1000
01:03:53,060 --> 01:03:54,060
Thank you.

1001
01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:56,060
Thank you.

1002
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:57,060
Thank you.

1003
01:03:57,060 --> 01:03:58,060
Thank you.

1004
01:03:58,060 --> 01:03:59,060
Thank you.

1005
01:03:59,060 --> 01:04:00,060
Thank you.

1006
01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:01,060
Thank you.

1007
01:04:01,060 --> 01:04:02,060
Thank you.

1008
01:04:02,060 --> 01:04:03,060
Thank you.

1009
01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:04,060
Thank you.

1010
01:04:04,060 --> 01:04:05,060
Thank you.

1011
01:04:05,060 --> 01:04:06,060
Thank you.

1012
01:04:06,060 --> 01:04:07,060
Thank you.

1013
01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:08,060
Thank you.

1014
01:04:08,060 --> 01:04:09,060
Thank you.

1015
01:04:09,060 --> 01:04:10,060
Thank you.

1016
01:04:10,060 --> 01:04:11,060
Thank you.

1017
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:12,060
Thank you.

1018
01:04:12,060 --> 01:04:13,060
Thank you.

1019
01:04:13,060 --> 01:04:14,060
Thank you.

1020
01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:15,060
Thank you.

1021
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:16,060
Thank you.

1022
01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:17,060
Thank you.

1023
01:04:17,060 --> 01:04:18,060
Thank you.

1024
01:04:18,060 --> 01:04:19,060
Thank you.

1025
01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:20,060
Thank you.

1026
01:04:20,060 --> 01:04:21,060
Thank you.

1027
01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:22,060
Thank you.

1028
01:04:22,060 --> 01:04:23,060
Thank you.

1029
01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,060
Thank you.

1030
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:25,060
Thank you.

1031
01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:26,060
Thank you.

1032
01:04:26,060 --> 01:04:27,060
Thank you.

1033
01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:28,060
Thank you.

1034
01:04:28,060 --> 01:04:29,060
Thank you.

1035
01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:30,060
Thank you.

1036
01:04:30,060 --> 01:04:31,060
Thank you.

1037
01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:32,060
Thank you.

1038
01:04:32,060 --> 01:04:33,060
Thank you.

1039
01:04:33,060 --> 01:04:34,060
Thank you.

1040
01:04:34,060 --> 01:04:35,060
Thank you.

1041
01:04:35,060 --> 01:04:36,060
Thank you.

1042
01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:37,060
Thank you.

1043
01:04:37,060 --> 01:04:38,060
Thank you.

1044
01:04:38,060 --> 01:04:39,060
Thank you.

1045
01:04:39,060 --> 01:04:40,060
Thank you.

1046
01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:41,060
Thank you.

1047
01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:42,060
Thank you.

1048
01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:43,060
Thank you.

1049
01:04:43,060 --> 01:04:44,060
Thank you.

1050
01:04:44,060 --> 01:04:45,060
Thank you.

1051
01:04:45,060 --> 01:04:46,060
Thank you.

1052
01:04:46,060 --> 01:04:47,060
Thank you.

1053
01:04:47,060 --> 01:04:48,060
Thank you.

1054
01:04:48,060 --> 01:04:49,060
Thank you.

1055
01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:50,060
Thank you.

1056
01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:51,060
Thank you.

1057
01:04:51,060 --> 01:04:52,060
Thank you.

1058
01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:53,060
Thank you.

1059
01:04:53,060 --> 01:04:54,060
Thank you.

1060
01:04:54,060 --> 01:04:55,060
Thank you.

1061
01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:56,060
Thank you.

1062
01:04:56,060 --> 01:04:57,060
Thank you.

1063
01:04:57,060 --> 01:04:58,060
Thank you.

1064
01:04:58,060 --> 01:04:59,060
Thank you.

1065
01:04:59,060 --> 01:05:00,060
Thank you.

1066
01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:01,060
Thank you.

1067
01:05:01,060 --> 01:05:02,060
Thank you.

1068
01:05:02,060 --> 01:05:03,060
Thank you.

1069
01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:04,060
Thank you.

1070
01:05:04,060 --> 01:05:05,060
Thank you.

1071
01:05:05,060 --> 01:05:06,060
Thank you.

1072
01:05:06,060 --> 01:05:07,060
Thank you.

1073
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,060
Thank you.

1074
01:05:08,060 --> 01:05:09,060
Thank you.

1075
01:05:09,060 --> 01:05:10,060
Thank you.

1076
01:05:10,060 --> 01:05:11,060
Thank you.

1077
01:05:11,060 --> 01:05:12,060
Thank you.

1078
01:05:12,060 --> 01:05:13,060
Thank you.

1079
01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:14,060
Thank you.

1080
01:05:14,060 --> 01:05:15,060
Thank you.

1081
01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:16,060
Thank you.

1082
01:05:16,060 --> 01:05:17,060
Thank you.

1083
01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:18,060
Thank you.

1084
01:05:18,060 --> 01:05:19,060
Thank you.

1085
01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:20,060
Thank you.

1086
01:05:20,060 --> 01:05:21,060
Thank you.

1087
01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:22,060
Thank you.

1088
01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:23,060
Thank you.

1089
01:05:23,060 --> 01:05:24,060
Thank you.

1090
01:05:24,060 --> 01:05:25,060
Thank you.

1091
01:05:25,060 --> 01:05:26,060
Thank you.

1092
01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:27,060
Thank you.

1093
01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:28,060
Thank you.

1094
01:05:28,060 --> 01:05:29,060
Thank you.

1095
01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:30,060
Thank you.

1096
01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,060
Thank you.

1097
01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:32,060
Thank you.

1098
01:05:32,060 --> 01:05:33,060
Thank you.

1099
01:05:33,060 --> 01:06:03,040
Um, well,

1100
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,040
what was I gonna say now? The snakes have gone.

1101
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,040
Oh, I lost the fucking sh-

1102
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:37,020
Thank you.

1103
01:06:37,020 --> 01:07:07,000
Thank you.

1104
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:21,080
Do we have Snake?

1105
01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,000
We do.

1106
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:29,000
Lovely stuff.

1107
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,620
Snake and Stevens.

1108
01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:37,580
I made a mistake, okay? A mistake, Snake. I made a mistake.

1109
01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:41,000
People make my snakes, okay?

1110
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:44,380
Can you not fucking forgive me for making one little my snake?

1111
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:46,880
Came back on, there was no snakes.

1112
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:48,320
Yeah.

1113
01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,060
Now I'm fired.

1114
01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,460
Fucking YouTube fired me. Would you believe it?

1115
01:07:58,140 --> 01:08:02,640
I'm fucking fired by the people who watched the show, man. They gave me the fucking boot.

1116
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:12,420
Perfect snake.

1117
01:08:16,480 --> 01:08:22,900
The reptilian lizards have arrived and took Francis to the USA Illuminati base on moon and this is on TikTok.

1118
01:08:23,740 --> 01:08:25,960
TikTok is fucking class, man.

1119
01:08:29,060 --> 01:08:31,460
It's definitely not fucking spying on you.

1120
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,400
It's definitely not fucking stupid.

1121
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,840
TikTok is definitely not stupid. You should definitely fucking be on TikTok.

1122
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:45,420
You should do some dance videos on TikTok, man.

1123
01:08:46,940 --> 01:08:48,320
That's what you need to do.

1124
01:08:52,860 --> 01:08:53,860
Stream idea.

1125
01:08:57,860 --> 01:08:59,080
What's the stream idea?

1126
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,800
Set up a webcam that has a shot of you in the room.

1127
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,980
And then put that on the green screen.

1128
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:13,880
Hmm.

1129
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:16,840
Yeah.

1130
01:09:19,140 --> 01:09:20,060
That could work.

1131
01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:23,580
That could work.

1132
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,340
Okay, I'll do that. I'll be back in a second.

1133
01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:28,340
Okay.

1134
01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:58,320
Thank you.

1135
01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:28,300
Thank you.

1136
01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:58,280
Thank you.

1137
01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:28,260
Thank you.

1138
01:11:28,260 --> 01:11:58,240
Thank you.

1139
01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:28,220
Thank you.

1140
01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:58,200
Thank you.

1141
01:12:58,200 --> 01:13:28,180
Thank you.

1142
01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:58,160
Thank you.

1143
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:28,140
Thank you.

1144
01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:58,120
Thank you.

1145
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:28,100
Thank you.

1146
01:15:28,100 --> 01:15:58,080
Thank you.

1147
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,740
Oh, fuck.

1148
01:15:59,740 --> 01:16:04,740
Yeah, I haven't...

1149
01:16:04,740 --> 01:16:06,740
I'm not...

1150
01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:07,740
I'm not...

1151
01:16:07,740 --> 01:16:10,840
I'm not filmable myself at the moment.

1152
01:16:11,260 --> 01:16:13,100
And I don't like this rig here.

1153
01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:13,940
These aren't shades.

1154
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:44,800
I don't have the shades on.

1155
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:45,800
I don't...

1156
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:45,800
I don't...

1157
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:45,800
I don't...

1158
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:46,800
I don't...

1159
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:46,800
I don't...

1160
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:54,160
I haven't set it up in a way yet. I didn't anticipate on being able to be seen myself. Like...

1161
01:16:54,160 --> 01:17:03,600
I was just going... this was all going to be point of view is what I'm trying to say. What I wanted

1162
01:17:03,600 --> 01:17:11,040
was a situation... well look at that lad, where we were just point of view. Danny Healy Ray to Real

1163
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:40,720
Madrid. Are you in the nip? I'm not! Don't know if you can see this. Attire. And I think the fucking setup I have that I'm wearing that allows me to give me the birds... that gives you the point of view. It looks fucking gammy as fuck like. So I'd rather...

1164
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:57,720
I'll work something out the next day. It's an interesting... and I did think about doing it before. Plus that webcam, the resolution on it is cat. I'd want to set up a good decent camera and run that through into the computer.

1165
01:17:57,720 --> 01:18:19,720
But, um... just not today unfortunately. But it's an interesting concept... stream idea. But, um... how long have we been doing this for now? That's an hour and 19. I was only going to give it 45 minutes for the... uh...

1166
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:49,700
Thank you.

1167
01:18:49,700 --> 01:18:56,700
*Depic music*

1168
01:18:56,700 --> 01:18:59,700
Ola Adverton. Davy Jinola!

1169
01:18:59,700 --> 01:19:02,700
In a moment.

1170
01:19:02,700 --> 01:19:10,700
Good luck, Steph, Connor Clear, how are you? I'm ordering a Chinese Francis. Do you want anything? No thanks.

1171
01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:13,700
I'm off the Chinese now for a bit.

1172
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:20,700
*Depic music*

1173
01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:22,700
Off the Chinese's for a bit.

1174
01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:30,700
*Depic music*

1175
01:19:30,700 --> 01:19:34,700
What was I seeing there before we fucking had the big interlude?

1176
01:19:34,700 --> 01:19:36,700
It was some news.

1177
01:19:36,700 --> 01:19:38,700
*Depic music*

1178
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:41,700
Oh yeah, the face covering's mandatory.

1179
01:19:41,700 --> 01:19:45,700
I can't wait for the bullshit that's gonna be happening then.

1180
01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:51,700
And people getting punked in public.

1181
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:55,700
There'll be all sorts of people out with the phones filming.

1182
01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:58,700
People doing this the whole time now.

1183
01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:03,700
Is there anything more depressing than when you're out in public and people are just doing that?

1184
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:05,700
Even when we still had crowds.

1185
01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:07,700
It was just everybody doing that.

1186
01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:11,700
And then when you look at protests over in America.

1187
01:20:11,700 --> 01:20:13,700
It's like everyone's doing what I like.

1188
01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:15,700
They're rigging themselves up like this.

1189
01:20:15,700 --> 01:20:20,700
But not for like a bit of crack doing a few keepy uppies and saying how are you on the fucking stream or anything like that.

1190
01:20:20,700 --> 01:20:25,700
It's like the whole protest didn't really happen unless you're filming it.

1191
01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:27,700
And you're going around like that.

1192
01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:29,700
It's fucking...

1193
01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:30,700
It's...

1194
01:20:30,700 --> 01:20:33,700
It's really daft like.

1195
01:20:33,700 --> 01:20:35,700
Cause even like...

1196
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:37,700
The way...

1197
01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:38,700
You know...

1198
01:20:38,700 --> 01:20:42,700
Kids love all the fucking iPads and shit and screens now.

1199
01:20:42,700 --> 01:20:45,700
And they're growing up with this language.

1200
01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,700
They know how to do all this sort of stuff.

1201
01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:49,700
But when you see adults they're the same.

1202
01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:54,700
Like they're not that different from kids who are just getting used to the world.

1203
01:20:54,700 --> 01:20:56,700
Just all going around like this.

1204
01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:03,700
Someone's dying and in need of help on the floor.

1205
01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:05,700
And just like that.

1206
01:21:09,700 --> 01:21:10,700
Cool man.

1207
01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,700
Upload that to fucking YouTube then.

1208
01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:13,700
Get some...

1209
01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:15,700
David...

1210
01:21:15,700 --> 01:21:16,700
David Ginola look.

1211
01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:17,700
David Ginola.

1212
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:19,700
But I upload that...

1213
01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:20,700
Upload a video.

1214
01:21:20,700 --> 01:21:23,700
They'd rather upload a video of someone who's in pain.

1215
01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,700
Than go and call an ambulance.

1216
01:21:38,700 --> 01:21:39,700
L'Oreal.

1217
01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:41,700
Because I am with it.

1218
01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:42,700
David Ginola.

1219
01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:43,700
David Ginola.

1220
01:21:43,700 --> 01:21:44,700
David Ginola.

1221
01:21:44,700 --> 01:21:46,700
Remember this fucking devil prick.

1222
01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:47,700
God.

1223
01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:51,700
See you know the old adverts like this.

1224
01:21:51,700 --> 01:21:52,700
It kind of...

1225
01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:54,700
It takes you back to like when you were a bit...

1226
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:55,700
When everything was...

1227
01:21:55,700 --> 01:21:57,700
Was confusing.

1228
01:21:57,700 --> 01:21:58,700
What was that?

1229
01:21:58,700 --> 01:21:59,700
A Pepto Bismol advert or something.

1230
01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:00,700
Heartburn or...

1231
01:22:00,700 --> 01:22:01,700
Oh it's for Tato.

1232
01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:01,700
No way.

1233
01:22:01,700 --> 01:22:02,700
Jimmy Hill is after you.

1234
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:03,700
Jimmy Hill is the devil.

1235
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:04,700
What the fuck is this for?

1236
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:05,700
Master card for everything else.

1237
01:22:05,700 --> 01:22:06,700
Something like that.

1238
01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:07,700
I don't know.

1239
01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:08,700
I don't know.

1240
01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:09,700
I don't know.

1241
01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:38,340
Jimmy Hill is after you. Jimmy Hill is the devil. What the fuck is this for? Mastercard for everything else. Some things are priceless for everything else. Mastercard.

1242
01:22:38,340 --> 01:23:02,060
And now it's the phones. And now after the COVID injection, when they inject the COVID vaccine into you, you'll have nano machines in you that will be able to pay for stuff. Oh, you'll be paying all right. You'll be paying for the rest of your fucking life to Johnny government.

1243
01:23:02,780 --> 01:23:17,620
They'll know then. They'll know that you haven't paid this amount of tax or they'll know that you haven't fucking done X, Y and Z. Oh, you'll be on the system. You'll be on the system.

1244
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:24,760
You'll be on the system. Go ahead. Nano machines. Go ahead. Take it down.

1245
01:23:27,160 --> 01:23:32,680
Loss of liberty. License fee. Yeah, they'll know that you haven't paid your TV license fee.

1246
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:37,740
So what? So you can be subjected to this.

1247
01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:47,660
Force fed fucking high production value adverts.

1248
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,480
Production value for a shitty advert for a shampoo.

1249
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:53,660
That cost more.

1250
01:23:56,660 --> 01:23:59,320
Than would feed fucking families for years.

1251
01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:02,980
And then they have the cheek, the nerve.

1252
01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:05,640
To ask for the money from the people.

1253
01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:06,800
To fund.

1254
01:24:07,340 --> 01:24:09,460
The shite that they're fucking drilling into you.

1255
01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:11,440
Fuck off.

1256
01:24:11,700 --> 01:24:12,340
Fuck off.

1257
01:24:12,580 --> 01:24:13,120
Fuck off.

1258
01:24:13,120 --> 01:24:13,680
Fuck off.

1259
01:24:14,220 --> 01:24:14,860
Fuck off.

1260
01:24:14,860 --> 01:24:15,860
Fuck off.

1261
01:24:15,860 --> 01:24:27,860
so

1262
01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:54,260
i'll never i'll never pay mine says ian be careful ian if that is your name and you're giving away all your

1263
01:24:54,260 --> 01:25:04,580
name if you said you're not paying it they'll have you we already know that rt sometimes view the

1264
01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:10,740
channel because last year remember last year during the shemmui streams rt the real rt will be

1265
01:25:10,740 --> 01:25:19,700
fucking going um ha ha ha do you know and then i was thinking like what's the story there like

1266
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:26,500
are they being sound for are they just trying to to be seen to be sound on the internet because

1267
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:30,020
that's a bit fucking strange like i don't think they would have a mandate to go and

1268
01:25:30,580 --> 01:25:36,820
and be in chat rooms and stuff like that and then i thought maybe it's because

1269
01:25:38,260 --> 01:25:45,860
we'd be showing old clips of stuff on killian m2 we'd be showing stuff of killian m2 on the channel and

1270
01:25:45,860 --> 01:25:52,500
they were probably in rt getting flag notices like this lad is taking the piss and then maybe they

1271
01:25:52,500 --> 01:26:00,180
would see the channel and go who is it and then they'd say oh it's it's viper and then they go ha ha

1272
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:05,540
rather than slap me with a copyright warning

1273
01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:16,340
killian m2 is live right now is he well you can tell killian m2 he's live

1274
01:26:18,820 --> 01:26:29,860
on another channel as well bold always believe in your soul you've got the power to wash clothes

1275
01:26:33,460 --> 01:26:41,620
nice and clean lovely pajamas yeah cause you used bold bold

1276
01:26:47,780 --> 01:26:52,740
phase three phase three phase three is gonna hit you like a free train

1277
01:26:56,980 --> 01:27:00,260
fucking phase four is gonna hit you like a free train man

1278
01:27:05,140 --> 01:27:07,860
is that your real accent thanks very much for the tip

1279
01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:11,860
which one this one here

1280
01:27:13,700 --> 01:27:22,100
or this one here or would it be this one here or would it be this one here you got an accent

1281
01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:30,180
thanks for the tip

1282
01:27:34,020 --> 01:27:37,540
uh when is the higgins hannon collab coming

1283
01:27:38,420 --> 01:27:42,900
i don't know about that francis higgins jerry hannon said he'd wear the yellow jacket on one of his streams

1284
01:27:42,900 --> 01:27:43,220
class

1285
01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:45,860
do they have doors in china

1286
01:27:47,540 --> 01:27:51,460
i don't know i wonder do they even have the doors the band

1287
01:27:58,740 --> 01:28:02,980
jerry is on live stream every night now discuss the lay late show i bet he did i bet he did

1288
01:28:04,340 --> 01:28:09,860
fair play to him favorite simpsons episode crusty gets cancelled

1289
01:28:10,900 --> 01:28:19,940
unbelievable fucking scenes worker and parasite what the hell was that what the hell was that that's my

1290
01:28:19,940 --> 01:28:27,780
really shit impression of crusty the clown what the hell was that it's terrible just sounds like i've got a

1291
01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:36,980
fucking uh sore throat gabbo gabbo gabbo gabbo gabbo he'll tell us what to do

1292
01:28:42,340 --> 01:28:49,540
what else what are the quotes for in that one oh no it's a it's it's between crusty gets cancelled and uh

1293
01:28:50,820 --> 01:29:13,460
cape fear how many of you are thinking of killing her right now be honest

1294
01:29:19,780 --> 01:29:39,860
the bot the worker and parasite thing i'll always remember one sound clip from it if you ever watch the worker and parasite one

1295
01:29:41,060 --> 01:29:49,540
crusty gets cancelled there's a bit during the worker and parasite cartoon where you just hear and it always made me laugh just the you hear them go

1296
01:29:49,860 --> 01:30:00,500
i don't know what language it is but it just goes gabba staya gabba staya remember him italian 90

1297
01:30:01,220 --> 01:30:07,300
gone too late i'm seeing italian 90 and it's gone off the screen by the time it gets to e

1298
01:30:12,660 --> 01:30:28,740
barbara want to see my new hockey hockey hockey machine saw what is that weird room who has a stupid

1299
01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:34,900
little room like that in their house welcome to the channel cashew pistachio

1300
01:30:37,700 --> 01:30:44,340
gabba shite the germans are not all smiles and sunshine soda stream is it

1301
01:30:50,900 --> 01:30:57,220
oh yeah someone was asking me to do the tour of the gaff like there's no other rooms i would really want to show just yet

1302
01:30:57,220 --> 01:31:06,260
other than this absolute fucking beast of a room and uh and also i i can't it's not my decision either

1303
01:31:07,460 --> 01:31:15,780
there are other factors at play

1304
01:31:18,580 --> 01:31:26,660
this is my solitude room room of solace where i can give myself a quantum of solace

1305
01:31:27,380 --> 01:31:29,940
whenever i need it i can just grab a little quantum

1306
01:31:32,580 --> 01:31:42,900
however much a quantum is i don't know quantum theory

1307
01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:55,540
fritzel bunker it's not a bunker galad it's a box room galad box room take it down

1308
01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:06,660
10 to 11 right i'll head off i knew because i was only gonna do the duration of the 45

1309
01:32:07,940 --> 01:32:08,740
min newtons

1310
01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:16,500
and uh so i'll say good night and look at that it looks like sylvester stallone in goals it is escape to

1311
01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:16,900
freedom

1312
01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:20,020
and what's that

1313
01:32:23,620 --> 01:32:32,660
it's a plumbing bad plumbing bad wiring remember how to wire a plug lads don't fuck it up a public service

1314
01:32:32,660 --> 01:32:33,140
announcement

1315
01:32:34,820 --> 01:32:38,820
nice little boy he's a nice he's a cozy little fella isn't he

1316
01:32:43,380 --> 01:32:44,580
then he turns into a cunt

1317
01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:51,620
be careful your dog might be nice alone but in a pack they're cunts

1318
01:32:52,820 --> 01:32:56,820
meh meh the lambs are dead meh

1319
01:32:59,620 --> 01:33:08,020
good boy come on mutt man good luck all right see you later on thanks for watching oh my god
